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david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
not to mention haiku dont NEED the exact syllables
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itsasweetlifelivingbythesaltysea:
So me and my friend just came up with this really awesome way to play kings cup and beer pong at the same time.
So you play BP with its normal rules, but on the bottom of each cup you write a number. Also you have your own beer (drink of choice) to use with the KC part. So after you drink your BP cup, you read the number an play accordingly.
A: Snake Eyes. Whoever gets the cup is the snake and no one in the game is allowed to look at them until another cup is made. If someone looks at them they (the person who looked) has to drink.
2: You. You get to pick who drinks.
3: Me. You have to drink.
4: Whore. Girls drink.
5: Fresh Prince Five. My personal favorite…starting with the person who got the cup everyone has to recite the fresh prince of bel air rap one word at a time until someone stutters, chokes, takes too long…basically fucks it up. Then that person drinks.
6: Dicks. Guys drink.
7: Switch Me Seven. You have to trade drinks with the person opposite of you.
8: Mate. You pick any willing participant (doesn’t have to be playing BP) to take a drink with you every time you’re forced to drink.
9: Bust A Rhyme. The person who gets this cup picks a word and everyone else has to say a word that rhymes with it until someone messes it up. Whoever kills it drinks.
10: Categories. The person who gets the cup picks a category and everyone has to say something that fits the category until someone messes up. Whoever kills it drinks.
J: Never Have I Ever. Everyone plays one hand of never have I ever, the first person with all their fingers down drinks.
Q: Questions. The person who gets the cup asks a question, then everyone else continues with questions. Whoever kills it….you guessed it…. DRINKS!
K: Make a rule. As simple as that, you make up whatever rule you want.
Definitely gonna try this, or some kind of slightly less confusing variation! Thanks. :)
This is actually genius.
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Megan Mullally making fun of herself during the Emmys. And then she tripped in front of Meryl Streep. And it was amazing!
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fuckeverythingiamsofuckingdone:
yay yes this is perfect
the best feeling
want
let’s do this .
no, really, i mean it . i picture us like this .
:(
i miss this
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